Internet porn…a society desensitized?

Remember way back when, in the late 90’s, when the internet was still in it’s budding infancy?  Web 2.0 was unheard of and ideas for social-networking sites like Myspace, Facebook, and Youtube had not even been conceived of yet (pun not intended in a post about porn.)  Those were the days when the internet still had an ounce of credibility for (*GASP*) real research!

Remember back in the days when you wanted to find some decent quality porn on the internet for a quick wanking session?  After a twenty minute Yahoo search all you could come up with were a few low resolution pictures on a pay site preview.  Remember that?  Awkwardly trying to click the button to the next page with one hand and the other hand below the desk getting the job done.

Yes folks, we have come a long way since 1999 in the realm of mono-sexual satisfaction thanks to sites like Pornhub.com and Youporn.com, both are social video sharing sites like Youtube.

But does pornography being so easily accessible spoil our libidos and lessen our chances of interpersonal relations with an actual HUMAN?

What’s the deal with George Carlin?

For those of you living under a rock in the entertainment world, George Calin died this past Sunday.  You can read the CNN article here.

Him and Dennis Miller were the first two comedians I can remember becoming fans of when I was a teenager.  When I first heard the famous “Seven words” routine from Carlin I tried to play it for as many people as possible to promote the shock value of it and see who I could piss off.

I’ve never been very quick to the punch and witty in conversations so I think that’s why I love comedians so much, and Carlin paved a whole new road in obscenity so he will always be respected and missed.

R.I.P. George…

What is the deal with Chicken Pot Pies?

Have you seen this? Have you heard this?

First of all, they come out of the microwave nuclear hot, like hot pockets.  We’re talking so ‘effing hot your tounge recinds back inside your own mouth and curses you in anger.

Second of all, you can never eat one like a pie.  You can try, but it never happens.

And if you are one of the few that acctually ARE lucky enough to get it out of that foily cooking tray as a whole, you can’t just take a pie slicing knife out and cut out a nice perfect pie-shaped slice.

No, instead, what you get is a Gerber-baby-food combination of dough, carrots, chicken, and “gravy”.

It’s thoughts like this that prevent me from making any real progress in life.